Hurr Durr…

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-suggests-injection-disinfectant-beat-coronavirus-clean-lungs-n1191216

If you’re DUMB ENOUGH to believe this orange dickpickle, and not use common sense or even basic due diligence, by all means, please, PLEASE inject yourself with Lysol, Clorox, or hell, even Dran-O. The fewer Trumper idiots running around polluting the gene pool and American culture, the lower the Republican voter base. I’m all in favor of that.

If only…

Carolina reapers: photo by Gertrude K. (source: Flickr)

For the better part of my life, I have been steadily conditioning myself to hotter and hotter peppers, making them pretty much a staple of my diet in some form or another. I’m even growing a Carolina Reaper plant (like the one above) because I love hot peppers so much. If only it could be proven that ingesting these culinary miracles of nature would kill the coronavirus… One could hope, right? Right?